Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons: “I’ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer!”

“I even more prouda ma second son. He maka five hundred thousand dollar a year.
Hesa Doctor!”

“But, I’ma da proudest a ma youngest son. He maka Five million dollar a year.
Hesa Sports Mechanic!”

Paolo, his friend asks: “What’s a Sports Mechanic?”

Lorenzo replies: “Wella, he can fixa everytin. He fixa da horseraces, he fixa da boxin matcha…….”