From the Office of the Commissioners:

Douche Bigelow: Congrats again to last year's Champion, JG, who again will be Ass Commish with JL again this year -- because my family life is sooooooo important! [ ]

Just Lou: Waaaa!! I have to draft before this weekend because I have to go on my 8th vacation of the year. You know I always go on vacation during most leagues' draft periods!

JG: Sheesh! Okay... it's up to me (the Defending Champion) once again.

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Okay, guys, we have 10 confirmed teams. Still waiting on Aint First Your Last. If he joins, then DMC (I.F.Y.M.) will be an emergency entry to make it an even number of teams.

The draft, unfortunately, is coming up quick: This Friday, Aug 22, at 9PM ET. I want to set the Draft Order ASAP (Wed Night / Thursday Afternoon), so I hope AFYL replies soon either way.

I haven't even begun to prepare, and it's a busy week for me, but it's only fair to give others a chance.

Don't exaggerate. I only go on 6 vacations a year.

Because of the relatively short notice, it looks like we're going with 10 teams this year...

Below is this year's draft order:


To set the order, I went through the following steps:

1 - I went to http://www.random.org/ -- DB's favorite random order generator website

2 - Using "Integer Generator" to pick a number between 1 and 20, I got:


3 - I went to "List Randomizer" and input our list of owners (list from top to bottom per what I saw under "Managers" in Yahoo.)

4 - This list of owners was randomized 18 times to get to a final list which is our draft order:



So there you have your draft order.

As a reminder, the draft is tomorrow, Fri Aug 22 9:00pm EDT

I am last!!! This is not fair!! This is not random!! This is a fix!! This is anti-Englishism of the highest order!!! There will be an enquiry!!!


Oh sorry I forgot I am crap so it doesn't really matter where I am in the order

1 hr 12 min draft -- not bad. Good luck, everyone!

Yahoo ways in on our draft....



Ummm... "As the roster stands, NJ Giants is projected to finish eighth in GangsterBB League with a record of 6-7-0 (1,742 points)"... that's "Good"?? What do they know, anyway....

Holy shit, I actually pulled off a trade in this league?

Was gonna ask which idiot actually traded with you, until I realized that was me...

WEEK 1

The report card said my auto draft was poor and I would struggle badly!!!

I very possibly may still struggle but at least I have won a game early on and got that monkey off my back

Only because you played me, and I played Romo. ...but good job!

Thanks boss!!

Well, it's not like you were wrong..

Wasn't a great trade for me because Luck won't outscore Rivers by more points than Antonio Brown will score. But I get my QB on my team.

Does anyone object to adding a single injured reserved roster slot?

Weeks 2 & 3

Fucking Bears defense got their asses Packed for -2 points, costing me the W this week! Like I was gonna pick Tampa Bay D?

Don't feel bad. I'm gonna be near the top of the league in points after this week....And also be 1-3.

134 points and I still got thumped

Week 4

Starting to look grim

Week 5

Week 6





No change in standings under #3

You've won each week since then, using my patented Anti-Jinx method!

Working like a dream

Week 7

My team may not be going anywhere, but I'm enjoying the beating I'm putting on Longneck this week.

Brady/Gronk helped a little ...but it is always nice to see Longneck flounder

Just a little. .....I almost turned that trade down too, and only did it because I was 1-6 and figured it couldn't hurt.

Week 8