National Lampoon years ago had a funny article comparing American and European tourists. One category: "What they leave behind in restaurants: Americans: tips, expensive sunglasses. Europeans: full ashtrays." lol


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.