National Lampoon years ago had a funny article comparing American and European tourists. One category: "What they leave behind in restaurants: Americans: tips, expensive sunglasses. Europeans: full ashtrays."
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.