Man takes his goldfish to the vets and tells the vet that his fish keeps fitting. The vet observes the fish swimming around its bowl for a few minutes before declaring the fish seems perfectly fine to him!!
"Hang on a moment" says the guy. "I haven't taken it out of its bowl yet!!"
Last edited by Yogi Barrabbas; 09/23/1407:05 AM.
I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!