Carmela, is that really you in that picture???
That's Heidi Klum. Carmela's hotter. And much, much taller
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Is that you in your profile picture, back when you had hair? *insert smiley*
I have a full head of hair, Moe. Jet black, gray at the temples. I look like a middle aged Sonny Franzese. I've been pretending to be bald here for years to mask my identity. But there it is.
