I was reading a thread on the GF Trilogy board titled "Irony in the Names." That rhymes with "Rhapsody in the Rain" by Lou Christie (attention: PB--one of your paisani), which is running through my head now.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.