Ba-dum-bum .

Fourteen kills, though. And the year's not even over yet. Pretty impressive. I'd take you easily, though. And here's why:

When I was in funeral service we'd get a lot of celebrity funerals throughout the company. Los Angeles, Manhattan, it didn't matter because all of the arrangements and pre-arrangements came through the Manhattan operations office. A celebrity death would be reported and the general public would be shocked. But we knew it was coming months, sometimes a year or two in advance. Because people with money are very big on pre-arrangements.

And that's why, even now, I don't play in the pool here. It's not that I think it's ghoulish, per se. It's just that it wouldn't be very ethical on my part, even though I've been retired for over eight years.