I think just before Chrismas I was apx 6 yrs old. They had a grab bag in school. Some stupid relative of mine said good things come in small packages.
So I grabbed a small package in it was a pair of used socks.
Now it is always better things come in giant packages. Also never steal anything small.
Oh, thank God. When I saw that you posted in this thread, I thought it was going to be about finding Santa Claus dead under the tree.