They should have a bowl game for the two worst teams in the country and call it the Toilet Bowl. It might be humiliating, but they could have a lot of fun with it. Banners with big turds on them, uncoordinated marching bands, flags with $$ signs and slogans like "doin' it for the money". Sponsors like, Drano, Preparation H, Plungers, and prizes like free colonoscopy, years supply of Amodium AD, and so on.