They should have a bowl game for the two worst teams in the country and call it the Toilet Bowl. It might be humiliating, but they could have a lot of fun with it. Banners with big turds on them, uncoordinated marching bands, flags with $$ signs and slogans like "doin' it for the money". Sponsors like, Drano, Preparation H, Plungers, and prizes like free colonoscopy, years supply of Amodium AD, and so on.


Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12