Originally Posted By: Moe_Tilden
When asked why Philip Lombardo was called "Benny Squint", Funzi replied "Are you kidding? I've seen 'em squint. He can squint his way down to like twenty, thirty vision. Once we were driving down from the Catskills and he lost his glasses. He squinted his way from Wortsborough down to the Tappan Zee Bridge! He was spotting raccoons, on the road!"

Seinfeld is Costanza's front boss.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.