Alexander was NOT what it was advertised to be.

it was advertised and SHOULD have been a great epic war movie. Making a movie about the man that completely took over the world would be expected to be a very intense film.

instead, they focused on the absolute wrong things, which included his sketchy relationships with men (yes, gay relationships), weomen, and his crazy mother.

Although 1 of 2 of the battle scenes they DID have was quite simply amazing, it didnt make up for the rest of the crappy movie.

it was over narrated, boring, and had phony accents. it kills me to see a movie with such potential go down the tubes.

Alexander is remembered for conquering the world against so many odds, they should have made the move about what people remember him for, what people CARE about. he wasnt remembered for being bisexual or his whaked out relationship with his parents.

i think they should rename it "Alexander the Fabulous"


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