Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a layer of saran wrap around his body.
The doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts."
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
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