And eeeeeew that fat lady reminds me of a hotel babysitter we had in Vegas who tripped and fell on me while I was coloring on the floor and nearly squashed the life outta my 7 year old body
That will teach you stay within the lines while coloring!

Hey it was the first time I learned about enduring pain and keeping my mouth shut. To this day I never told my parents or grandparents that the bruises on my knees were from that babysitter's big fat body squashing me

It took my Grandma A LOT of convincing to leave us kids alone with this lady so they can go see a Vegas show.