A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips.
'Are you the friar?' he asks.
'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
