Lol, thanks. Well we might laugh and exaggerate but it's not that far from the truth. Companies already do this kinda thing, and they're the only ones who profit.
They bombard you with 30 pages of contract where the most important line is deep somewhere in there in microscopic font. If you choose to read it and waste an hour of their time you risk looking like a hardass, and if you don't, you're basically a mindless fool.
They're pretty crafty I'll tell you that