I agree, the Seagal story was hilarious. The alleged contacts between Rourke or Caan and the mob seemed to be of friendly nature. Seagal on the other hand was just plain extorted. Shows that movies couldn't be further from the truth lol. In his movies you often see him walking (literally walking, at a ridiculously slow pace) around in a bar throwing each and every wiseguy out of the window with swift Aikido techniques, while in reality he almost ended up cut up in the back of a trunk.