Earlier in the episode, Bobby meets with Tony in a parking lot and Tony starts off with "I think it's time for you to seriously consider salads."

"Ever take a look in the mirror you fat fuck"

That's hilarious afriendofours

I remember that one. Bobby could barely get out of the car and had to pull himself out by using the roof of the Cadillac!

Most funny episode for me was when Tony went to Vegas and ate mushrooms with that girl

Also most funny scene was when Tony got into a drunken fight with Bobby after busting his balls

Tony has some good ones in that scene...

"A German Shepherd's shaved asshole won first prize."

"Under the boardwalk with his schlong in Jan's mouth..."

when butchie was threatening tony for visiting phil after his heartattack

when adrianna's dumb ass got n the car n didn't notice all those woods

when tony ran and didn't tell johnny sac that the feds were coming

Jackie Junior's funeral - the Essex County cops are making gamblng busts. Meanwhile, Junior is on temporary release (presumably) for the the funeral, sees the cops, and makes the old man run to the car and leaves Bobby behind.

Bobby actually got in the car at the funeral. Kind of ironic that Junior doesn't practice what he preached. Recall Season 1 when he blasts Big Pussy, "We don't run. It's embarrassing."

That episode ("Army of One") actually had its funnier moments. When Tony sees Junior at the funeral luncheon, Junior has this to say about Jackie: "Kid was always a dumb fuck, though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?"

Then Ralph is trying to avoid paying Paulie for a heist in which Paulie provided a tip. At the meeting with Sil & Paulie, Ralph excused himself pretending that it was Tony on the phone. In reality it was Vito just getting Ralphie out of the meeting.

"Tony, what is it? It's really Vito.
You said to call in five minutes.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not doing nothing important right now.
Uh, i'm watching a guy clean his windshield.
He's got a green hat on.
It's that big? Some birds up ahead flying.
Some weeds across the street there.
Well i can be there in a half hour? I think i see a rabbit or a squirrel.
I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's a possum.
No, i'll see you then.
What can do i? To be continued, looks like.
Tony needs me.
We'll work this out another time."

How could I have forgotten Bobby's three yard dash?

I think if he & Vito would have ever run against each other in a race, a sinkhole would have opened up instantly. And "no mas" would have been heard from the heavens...

And the guys would probably take action and place a couple of bets themselves on who would win, on the laps, etc.

In season 6.2 when Silvio goes "So I heard Vito Jr. ate shit in a bathroom?" Lol! That's not word for word btw

When Phil Leotardo said "Let me tell ya a couple of three things"

Do you have the link for that gaspipe interview that you have quoted under your post? Sounds funny.

Then Tony says "No, no.. he took a shit in the boys showers"
And then Silvio sarcastically: "Glad we got that straight"

Check your PM.

How about when Johnny wanted to whack Ralphie and Carmine goes "Ralph slept with Ginny?". Johnny's face when Carmine said that was hilarious. And in the same convo Johnny goes "What's next he gets to fuck her for a million?!" Carmine: "He wants to fuck her too?" Lmao

You will have our sausages lol.

I only thought there were two kinds of sausages - Italian and Jimmy Deans.

Haha great, Chrissy saying that is why the line from Emil Kolar makes me laugh so much.

Then you have Vito on the lam at the cafe ordering Jimmy Deans...thought for sure Johnny Cakes was going to backhand him for being an idiot.

Lol, Johnny Cakes is like to Vito - "You will have our sausages, there made in-house"

I Crack up everytime he calls him EMAIL ... haha

It's laughable those two thought they were going to solve the Triboro Towers contract on their own (at least that was the pretense Christopher gave E-Mail for the Satriale's meeting).

How about Janice and Aaron Arkaway lecturing Tony on not drinking alcohol, but Janice has cocaine still visible on the outside of her nose?

loll! I don't remember that...

It's in "The Telltale Moozadell," at Carmela's birthday celebration.

Tony offers Aaron champagne, which he declines due to God not wanting us to be drinking. Tony points out that Jesus drank wine, to which Janice chimes in about Jesus being Jesus. Tony notices the hunk of booger sugar on her nose, and very unsubtlely points it out.

Speaking of Carmela's birthday, what ungrateful kids she raised.

Kind of obscure but I always crack up when. . After Ralph beats Tracy to death. .and Tony slaps him around. ..Paulie thinks his big crime was disrespecting the bing and his boss etc.

Tony:"Cocksucker was way out of line....
this girl."

Paulie:
"That too".

I cant help but laugh at how screwed up his priorities are... ..