That's pitiful man. What town is that? I know this is a little off topic but I was watching a South Park episode last week I think when Cartman gets money from the toothfairy. Well, finally his mom breaks down and confesses that there isn't really a toothfairy and that she's been the one putting money under his pillow. Cartman initially laughs and says, "What are going to tell me next mom? That there's no Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, or Jesus either?"