There he is John Barrymore.

He's a good kid your cousin - Feech

Hes a fucking weirdo if you ask me - Junior lol

Hesh always kept up with the latest statistics in the tri-state area.

"Now, statistics show that most single-car fatalities are the result of guys popping their load behind the wheel."

Bobby and Uncle Jr have some funny scenes together..

This is why you cannot talk to your father about upsets and drama in your relationships. Such an authentic and funny scene to us girls. Talk to your mudda

http://youtu.be/1xsweeNXQ0E




(Authentic yes- Minus the living together part which would never fly with my Pops)

http://youtu.be/F09rMHBWQhw

When Paulie has just come out of jail and there all in the Bing, then his favorite song gets put on.

What the fuck, why is this his song? - Bobby

Always makes me laugh. As does, so... just back from college huh ?

And Paulie looks pissed.

Uncle Jun, I'm afraid I have bad news.
Bobby's dead. - Janice

Ambassador Hotel. - Uncle Junior

When Janice went through the whole anger therapy thing and Tony pissed her off at Sunday dinner... Tony's smirk when Janice blows up is fucking priceless.

Take it easy, were not making a western here - Uncle Junior

Paulie to Richie



Paulie: "Hey, you're gonna build Beansie a ramp!"

Richie: "I'll build a ramp up to your ass .....drive a Lionel up in there."

"Are you a shining example for the huge collection of wingtips and loafers that must be lodged up your lower bowel?” - Melfi

What episode is it that Jr is in the prison hospital or whatever and they ask him if he wants a ham pie? His response is priceless if anyone knows what I'm talking about

One of my favorite episodes, is where Paulie and Chrissy are fighting with each other.

Starts with Chrissy telling the story of the pine barrens at the bing, where Paulie loses his shoe. "Chrissy don't leave me here"

I tell you, its over between me and him this time.

That was a good story, dammit - Vito

then Paulie orders the bottle of champagne for the broads at the table at Chrissys expense haha.

Chrissy he's fucked up.

don't these assholes have medication there meant to take.

The waiter should have kept his mouth shut..

Every time Georgie says something stupid and Tony slaps him around...

One of my favorite scenes. Cracks me up every time

[video:youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqgoXVB20W4[/video]

He also should have learned to keep his mouth shut..

Its so good to have a "man" around the house. - Carmela

Yeah, you should of thought of that before.. - AJ

Cue, two seconds later, AJ whining like a bitch for his moms help because of the bear lol.

This is scarface, final scene, fucking bazookas under each arm, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND - Chrissy

Always with the scenarios - Silvio

At the BadaBing:

Christopher Moltisanti: My point... What the fuck?... It's babies. They're the future. You realize by the time Caitlin's outta college it'll be like the year 2027 or somethin'.

Paulie Walnuts: She takes after you she won't be outta fourth grade by then. 'Course by that time she'll be workin' here so who gives a shit.

What I don't get is... Everybody laughed at that joke. I mean, shit, we're talking about a made guy and another made guy is basically calling his newborn a whore. Isn't that crossing the line?

...I guess because it was a joke.. everyone was drinking .and Christopher was drunk off his ass....and Paulie and him were anyways bickering anyway.

Tony Soprano: Call him what you will but you're talkin' about one of my captains.

Phil Leotardo: Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right?

Tony: "There's a buzzer under the desk, an office in the back."...so Furio smashes through the door with the baseball bat instead.


I was expecting the Asian woman to say, "You go, I love you long time."

non ti preoccupare, non ti preoccupare!

Tony's mistake, bringing over the Furio Guinta.



and then he was all like...

With regards to Furio, below is another great scene, the acting in this is amazing.

Yeah very powerful scene De Niro.

A scene i completely forget about is in Commendatori, when the kid lets off firecrackers and Furio gives him a slap.

Tony and Paulie are all like, "hey its just firecrackers".

Who told you this was the way to go about it lol.

Tony: What is that?

Irina: Chicken Soup for the Soul.

Tony: You should read Tomato Sauce for your Ass. It's the Italian version.

Jackie Jr's big sit down

"Normally I would never get involved with a stranger"

"Y'know who my father was?"

"It would be a big favor to me"

I absolutely pissed myself laughing at these scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FdjOga6bqQ