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Re: You Know Your Italian If:
[Re: Beanshooter]
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08/14/15 04:13 PM
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Thanks for the recipe Foots. I think I have a recipe somewhere but have NEVER made them. I had a great aunt who almost went blind (I wasn't born at that time and don't know the circumstances) and she prayed to St. Lucy (patron saint of sight/eyes). As it turned out she didn't go blind. From that day on, on Dec. 13th we'd have riceballs (I think it relates to St. Lucy in some way. Maybe she worked in rice fields? I'm not sure.) Anyway, even to this day, my sister and a few other relatives always make riceballs on St. Lucy's Day. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
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Re: You Know Your Italian If:
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08/14/15 06:13 PM
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Italians aren't the only people who give you a lot of good food to eat. Italians and other ethnic immigrants usually came to America one step ahead of either starvation or annihilation in some war. So, when they became established, they showed hospitality and their newfound security by serving enormous quantities of food. That value extends even into second- and third-generation ethnics. If you go to a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's home, they serve you one slice of Oscar Meyer bologna on two slices of Wonder Bread (with the crusts cut off), or watercress sandwiches. But they serve it on 200-year-old China.  That was funny Turnbull. I've got one for you, TB. Here it goes. True phone conversation. I'm always getting yelled at. Hello, where are you? You're home. What are you doing home? You know, everybody is over here. Your sister's here with the kids, Sal's here, the neighbors are here. Everybody is here BUT YOU AND YOUR KIDS. You should be here. Well, I guess I could drop the kids over to play and say a quick hello but I'm in the middle of making meatballs. Remember, YOU are coming here for dinner?? Oh that's right. I forgot. (Click)
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Re: You Know Your Italian If:
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08/15/15 04:14 PM
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I've got one for you, TB. Here it goes. True phone conversation. I'm always getting yelled at.
Hello, where are you? You're home. What are you doing home? You know, everybody is over here. Your sister's here with the kids, Sal's here, the neighbors are here. Everybody is here BUT YOU AND YOUR KIDS. You should be here.
Well, I guess I could drop the kids over to play and say a quick hello but I'm in the middle of making meatballs. Remember, YOU are coming here for dinner??
Oh that's right. I forgot. (Click)
...variations of that theme were, uh, not unknown in my family...
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
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Re: You Know Your Italian If:
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08/20/15 05:37 PM
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Are any of you aware of the Italian trio Il Volo? I just happened to come across them on channel 13. Now, that's Italian! There kids they appeared at the Beacon a while back. I had no urge to see them il Divo I would go see they always have very good guest singers with them. I just hate when they sing My Way they mess around with the song.
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Re: You Know Your Italian If:
[Re: Alfanosgirl]
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08/31/15 02:56 PM
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Found this old e-mail my cousin sent a couple years ago: PATSY, THE ITALIAN FUNERAL DOG An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian woman walking a dog on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the Italian woman walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." ''What happened to him?" "He yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" The Italian woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A very poignant and touching moment of Italian sisterhood and silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" The woman replied, "Get in line."  TIS
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"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: You Know Your Italian If:
[Re: Alfanosgirl]
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10/02/15 05:56 PM
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A-Girl. I can relate. My grandmother was the food police, making sure NO dish was empty. Ha ha  AND yes, my mom was one who had plastic on the living furniture. Heaven forbid if we ever ate anything there, let alone sit on the furniture. Ha ha Very funny!! TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: You Know Your Italian If:
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10/04/15 02:15 PM
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Ha ha, that's hilarious Foots. You learn from a very early age how important it is to use your hands when you speak. It's in our culture. I swear if my parents/grandparents (and maybe even myself) had their hands tied down while speaking, it would really cramp their style.  TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: You Know Your Italian If:
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10/06/15 10:23 PM
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Foots, that one was beautiful. Just beautiful! Signor V.
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"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
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Re: You Know Your Italian If:
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10/08/15 01:57 PM
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Foots did you get to read the reply. I hope so. Hate for you to miss it.
TIS and Faithful This Sunday is the San Diego Festa. I'm just wondering if you may be going. This is a busy weekend for me so there's a fifty percent chance of me going. If you do go and if you find the zeppole then shoot me a pm lol as I will drive down there just for the zeppole but last time they didn't have them. (No zeppole at an Italian feast? Crazy)
Faithful- I bet you would enjoy seeing the old San Diego jail down in Seaport Village. They have mug shots of the inmates on the wall. Many were in for possession of opium, trafficking back in the 20's, 30's 40's. Italians, Mexicans, American men and women, interesting. My son enjoyed himself looking at the jail cells, etc. Maybe you've already been there. Hey A-Girl, I am aware of the Italian Festival this weekend. I am not sure if I am going. I want to drive out with my daughter and she's not sure she can go. IF I do go, I'll check for the Zeppole AND I'll eat one (or 2 or 3) for you. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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