My Aunt who works at NBC/Universal got this for free, and then used it as a grab-bag gift at my family's Christmas party. I ended up winning it in the grab-bag game. It looks pretty sucky, so I think I'll try bringing it to any store for exchange and saying I lost the receipt... If not, I'll watch it once for kicks before I maybe hook it up to some fireworks.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."