Ok playtime's over. This thread, pardon my French, blows.

And while the people at the top of the cartels may look like 'normal people', the footsoldiers doing all the dirty work on the other hand very often look like those gangbangers you seem to despise so much. Sorry to destroy your dreams of a cartel soldier with a fresh hipster haircut, dressed in a stylish Hugo Boss suit with a Louis Vuitton scarf around his neck, a Rolex watch around his left wrist, sporting Ray Ban sunglasses, wearing the newest Dior perfume and walking around in shiny polished snake leather shoes while beheading someone.
Welp...reality can be so boring.