Originally Posted By: olivant
Originally Posted By: helenwheels
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I hear he nicknamed her tits 'fair' and 'balanced'


Yes, but she designated a certain part of her body as a no spin zone.


lol Nice one. You win the internet today.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?