"Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts."

"Is that your wife, sir? Jesus... what was it, a train?"

"[Robert] De Niro is sitting there, he's one of the great actors of our time. You ask him."

"You [Ronald Reagan] are a politician. Black, white, Jew, gentile, we’re all working for one cause: to figure out how you became governor."

We're losing the great ones.

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"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
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