Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Burton; 2005) A young impoverished boy is wins a tour of the bizarre Willy Wonka's chocolate and sweets factory.
I liked this far better than the original. Tim Burton brought his interesting flavor to the table, and deffinately made it a better expirience. This is, by far, the most entertainment I've ever gotten out of a child geared film. ***1/2 out of *****
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
