I got a chuckle out of this. Mario did this on the Tonight Show a couple nights ago but I didn't see it then.

Top Ten Reasons I Left American Idol
Presented by Mario Vazquez


10. "Well, for starters, I was really, really drunk."

9. "I've got my eye on the ultimate prize: 'Belgium Idol'."

8. "Yes, my career is over, but I just saved a bundle on my car insurance."

7. "After seeing Michael Jackson, maybe I don't want to be a pop star."

6. "Ryan Seacrest is all hands."

5. "I started liking when Ryan Seacrest was all hands."

4. "Screw it--I'm quitting this, too."

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