Ok, the FIRST rule in pole dancing (don't laugh....I was once acquainted with a pole in Vegas... ) is that you wear your own clothes when you dance.

Cracked me up to see Brigitte scamming clothes and hooker shoes off the dancers in the dressing room. Ewwww. Wear your own stuff, woman!

It DID look like the pole was the only thing keeping her upright. Wow. That woman has issues!