I can't believe he told his parents. How do you have THAT conversation around the dinner table?

"Of course we're upset that you got voted off, but it's nice to have you home, dear. Is that Simon really as mean as he seems?"

"No, they were all nice. Paula even helped me pick songs and advised me on my wardrobe. She even f**ked me."


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