One of the most hilarious moments of the show was when Dirk (or was it Adam? ) claimed he was OBSESSED with Baywatch. I mean, what man isn't?

Then he went on to say he was obsessed with David Hasselhoff. Glad they could make his year by letting DH sit next to him!!

BD!! Glad we could get you up this morning if you know what I mean.

Shallow? Me? This coming from the man who sees Blonde + Teeth + Boobs = pretty. Hello Pot? Meet Kettle!

I found Carrie-Okie to be very pretty at her audition. It has been nothing but downhill from there I'm afraid.

While I don't find Bo too attractive from the neck up , he has charisma and he kinda sucks you in. He has the kind of eyes that seem to be able to see in your soul.

At least I don't feel like I need a shower like after watching Constantine...